1. In Africa u need connection to have almost
    everything. Connection to get into school,to see Pastor, to get visa, to get a girlfriend to get a job & also to get rice & drinks at ceremonies.
  2. My journey to becoming a Journalist started way back in Primary School whenever I was on the noise makers list, the teacher would say:FRANK and YOUR PEOPLE, follow me to the staff room”*
  3. If a girl dumps you because you don’t have money and after you have made money…she comes back begging…
    My brother…Forgive her…promise her marriage…Tell her family that you want to renovate their house…Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR…
  4. Dating a slender girl is not a problem, the problem starts when wind blows her out of the relationship.
  5. Some girls are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile…
  6. A girl will visit you and her hand bag will be filled up….from lipstick to pads.But when you ask her…..she’ll say she forgot to bring “Transport fare”
  7. Respect pregnant women because it is not easy walking around in town with evidence that you have had unprotected sex.
  8. All I hear always is, “No sex before marriage.” If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
  9. The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you’re not a photographer, sit down and be strong.
  10. Slender girls are cute until they get pregnant and start to look like a python that has swallowed an antelope.
  11. No African girl will choose six pack over six cars.So stop going to the gym and go to work.
  12. A woman that is too tough on men will end up becoming her father’s 2nd wife.
  13. Ladies Dating a Short guy is fun until you can’t find him at the club and you don’t have taxi money to go home.
  14. You broke up with a guy from your hood then date another one from your hood & you say you’ve moved on! No my sister you’re just moving around.
  15. When you’re downloading a movie of 1.24Gig and it shows Downloading failed at 1.23Gig .Just know that all the hearts you have broken are at work…..Go and make peace.
  16. No sound is louder than a fallen cover of a pot while trying to steal meat.
  17. Some girls can’t lift a desk in the lecture hall but can carry an old man who weighs 150kg in bed all night.God is watching you.
  18. Call duration :Boy to girl- 01:30:25 – Girl to
    boy- 00:00:30.Thats when you realize
    witchcraft is real.
  19. They say kiss her when you guys are arguing.
    Warning: Don’t try this with African Girls
    They will talk in your mouth.
  20. When men are rich,they become
    naughty,when women are naughty,they
    become rich.

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